Here's My Third List of Failures

Billy Beane - The "Moneyball" GM is apparently losing his touch, both on putting together a solid Oakland A's ballclub and on signing autographs.  He sent back my card unsigned.

Bert Blyleven - Here's a HOF pitcher with a fairly reasonable request to donate $20 to charity, which certainly makes more sense than the asking price of some of the current Detroit Tigers.

Serena Williams - The delivery of my envelope was rejected, and I imagine she probably grunted loudly while returning it to the sender...

Albert Pujols - Albert gets the award for the best rejection in this batch, as he sent back a card about his foundation and his relationship with Christ, an accompanying letter, and a sticker (pictured).  Understandably, he probably gets an insane number of autograph requests, so he is unable to fulfill all of them.