April 2016 Failure List

Mario went through all that to save her and she just thanks him, makes a terrible joke, and says bye?  That's a fail.  And here's the list of athletes I wrote to last April that I never heard back from:
Darrell Green
Howie Long
Jack Lambert
Ronnie Lott
Bill Walton
Kevin Willis
Larrry Fitzgerald
Rod Woodson
Spud Webb
Bob Griese
Mike Mussina
Roger Staubach
Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Michael Johnson
Nick Swisher
Fred McGriff
Jay Buhner
Livan Hernandez
Madison Bumgarner
Matt Kemp
Paul Goldschmidt
Trevor Hoffman
Andrew McCutchen
David Wells
Evan Longoria
James Shields
Johnny Cueto
Mark Grace
Mark Teixiera
Ryne Sandberg
Buster Posey